[Skipton]

Adult Stuff!​

Yesterday I received a friend request from a young, attractive boy about 19-20 years old:
I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my Facebook friend.
So I accepted it. Then he started sending me private messages.
He called me 'love' and he asked my age.
I'm not a liar, so I told him and reminded him I am quite a bit his senior.
I let him talk a bit cos (truth be told) flattery ain't all bad, right.
We kept chatting for a while and within a short time,
he asked if we could talk about 'adult things. I said okay.
'Then he replied with a face like (devilish).
He said, ''Thank you babe, you start."
So, I did! I told him adult things like:
I have arthritis in my knees and how it hurts so badly.
My back acts up when it is cold outside.
I explained that I have crazy insomnia.
I didn't forget to tell him that I have a pacemaker, of course,
I told him about the laxatives - can't forget that.
I also didn't forget to tell him that I have good-quality dentures.
I was as honest as I could be about 'ADULT THINGS'.
So, I don't understand why he has blocked me!
MORAL - Don't SCREW with seniors!