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Acceptable Reason to Laugh at a Funeral

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...

A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry...

I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist!'
 
Dennis R's Morning Pun.
Acceptable Reason to Laugh at a Funeral

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...

A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry...

I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist!'
Dennis R's Morning Pun. what do you get when you cross a chicken and a caterpillar. Drumsticks for everybody.
 
Acceptable Reason to Laugh at a Funeral

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...

A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry...

I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist!'
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Acceptable Reason to Laugh at a Funeral

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...

A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry...

I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist!'
Oh Emmy thanks. First laugh out loud today.
 
Acceptable Reason to Laugh at a Funeral

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...

A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry...

I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist!'
Lol 😂
 
Acceptable Reason to Laugh at a Funeral

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate
funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...

A huge heart... covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry...

I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist!'
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another variation to this joke:

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I'm so sorry...

I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a Proctologist!'
 

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