My wife was gorges but I could never buy her real flowers or any kind of scents which upset her, if she went into a four bedroom in hospital they used to move any other patients flowers which made her very poplar
 
He is implying that the 3 women who work with is wife are gorgeous! But she is not!
 
I am a bit of a dumbass with cryptic jokes sometimes so initially I didn't get it at all like many others so yep, I scrolled.

Makes sense now / ancient proverb: When the sun is shining there's warmth on the face even a blind man can see. Yep I get it though it's a harsh backhander to say that as a joke to someone, so I didn't get it straight up.
 

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