[Luckyus]

Abcess?​

This bloke goes to his doctor and tells him, "Every time I fart, it sounds like a Honda motorbike.
The doctor tells the guy to pull down his pants and bend over. As he does so, the guy farts, and sure enough, it sounds just like a Honda motorbike.
The doctor immediately says to the bloke, "I know the problem - you've got an abscess up your arse."
The bloke says, "What?! Surely an abscess can't make my farts sound like that?"
The doctor says, "Didn't you know? Abscess makes the fart go Honda!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

I cannot believe what I just read I'm laughing so hard.