[Cheb]

A Wife​

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class.
Teacher: What kind of wife would you like, Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon.
Teacher: Wow! What a choice....Do you want her to be beautiful
and calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.....

 

[Sethia Soliman]

One day a teacher was talking about marriage in class.
Teacher: What kind of wife would you like, Johnny?
Johnny : I would want a wife like the moon.
Teacher: Wow! What a choice....Do you want her to be beautiful
and calm like the moon?
Johnny : No, I want her to arrive at night and disappear in the morning.....

Little Johnny is so mean Love the Johnny jokes though!