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A Wee Scottish Tale
A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course.
A greenkeeper shouts: 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's shite an pish!'
The golfer replies: 'My Good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that for me, in English, please!?'
The keeper replies: 'I said, use two hands - you'll spill less that way!’
