[Skipton]

A Wee Dram Or Two!​

A woman goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says: “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today”.
The bartender replies: “Well since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me”.
As she finishes her drink, the woman to her right says: “I would like to buy you a drink too”.
The 80-year-old woman says: “Thank you, bartender, I want a scotch with two drops of water”.
As she finishes that drink, the man to her left says: “I would like to buy you one too”.
Again the woman says: “Thank you, bartender, I want another scotch with two drops of water”.
As he gives her the drink, he says: “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity. Why the scotch with only two drops of water?”.
The woman replies: “When you’re my age, you’ve learnt how to hold your liquor.
Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue”.

 

[Dennis]

That could apply to all drinks I have.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Silly book titles. " A bullfighter's l life" by Matt Adore.

 

[Olliesmum]

I’m 2 years shy of 80, no problem holding my water but holding alcohol proved to a problem so I’m off it. Funny how I don’t miss it.

 

[Gazman]

Bloody good for a Friday(TGIF)