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A TWISTED PENIS
Al and David were standing at the urinals in a public toilet, when Al glanced over and noticed that David's willy was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Wow," Al said. "I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what? David said.
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Al said.
"Well, what's yours like?" David said.
"Straight, like normal," Al said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," David said.
Al finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" David said.
"Shaking off the excess drops," Al said. "Like normal."
"Oh Bugger" David said. "And all these years I've been wringing it. e standing at the urinals in a public toilet, when Al glanced over and noticed that David's willy was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Wow," Al said. "I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what? David said.
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Al said.
"Well, what's yours like?" David said.
"Straight, like normal," Al said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," David said.
Al finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" David said.
"Shaking off the excess drops," Al said. "Like normal."
"Oh Bugger" David said. "And all these years I've been wringing it.
Al and David were standing at the urinals in a public toilet, when Al glanced over and noticed that David's willy was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Wow," Al said. "I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what? David said.
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Al said.
"Well, what's yours like?" David said.
"Straight, like normal," Al said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," David said.
Al finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" David said.
"Shaking off the excess drops," Al said. "Like normal."
"Oh Bugger" David said. "And all these years I've been wringing it. e standing at the urinals in a public toilet, when Al glanced over and noticed that David's willy was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Wow," Al said. "I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what? David said.
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Al said.
"Well, what's yours like?" David said.
"Straight, like normal," Al said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," David said.
Al finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" David said.
"Shaking off the excess drops," Al said. "Like normal."
"Oh Bugger" David said. "And all these years I've been wringing it.
