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A SOLDIER'S 'DEAR JOHN' LETTER
A soldier was stationed abroad and received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home. It read:
“Dear Harry,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated twice since you’ve been gone and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent you.
Love, Kim."
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc.
In addition to the picture of Kim, Harry included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected.
There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read:
“Dear Kim,
I’m so sorry, but I can’t remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
Take care, Harry.”
A soldier was stationed abroad and received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home. It read:
“Dear Harry,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated twice since you’ve been gone and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent you.
Love, Kim."
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc.
In addition to the picture of Kim, Harry included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected.
There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read:
“Dear Kim,
I’m so sorry, but I can’t remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile and send the rest back to me.
Take care, Harry.”
