Skipton

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A Simple Question (Adult)

" Irene, do you remember the very first time we made love"..???
" Good lord Paddy, that is something a girl is not likely to forget,
it was about 10.20 pm on a Friday night, the 15th of September in 1972 as I recall,
a rainy night when the weather bureau were expecting cyclonic conditions over the next 2 days.....
we had a lovely meal at the EL RANCHO restaurant and you chastised the waiter
because he put too much black pepper on your steak, you also went ballistic when
your banana fritters were cold and your cup of after dinner cappuccino did
not have enough froth on top, and then you misplaced your car keys and we had to get a taxi to the motel,
.....And then when we got there Paddy ....
" SHUT THE F -UP IRENE......IT WAS JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION..."... all you had to say was yes....or no.....
" I have always wanted to know when we first consummated our love,
why were your feet going up and down.....Was it in time with the music
I played, or perhaps the euphoria of the moment......
" Neither of the above Paddy......You were so intent on jumping my bones,
you never gave me a chance to remove my pantyhose."""
 
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