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Staffordshire Whippet
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A Redhead, A Brunette & A Blonde....
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde broke into a supermarket.
While the break-in was in progress, a Police Officer entered the store and saw what was happening.
He dashed toward them, but they outran him and were able to get away into the back of the store.
There, they found three sacks to hide in.
When the Police Officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicked the first bag, and the redhead said "MEEEOWW!" in a high voice.
The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "WOOF! WOOF!" in her best low, from-the-diaphragm voice.
The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.....which he kicks........
"POTATO!"
