[Ivory]

A New Twist​

 

[Littleboy8]

Omg no words

 

[Malcolm Dominy]

Not funny

 

[Viellarde]

Not funny

His footwear is funnier.

 

[UNIT1000]

Omg no words

iagree help

 

[mOiOz]

His footwear is funnier.

Never noticed....!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you make toast in the Jungle? Put your bread under a Gorilla.

 

[Leenie]

Omg no words

Great start to my day , ha ha very funny.

 

[Leenie]

Not funny

Great start to my day , ha ha very funny.

Not funny

Not funny

Where’s your sense of humour ?

 

[SirExton]

Omg no words

Geeeeee'ssss thats not like you Littleboy8!

 

[Iggydi]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you make toast in the Jungle? Put your bread under a Gorilla.

What do you call a monkey with a steak on his head?
A vertical gorilla

 

[Iggydi]

Not funny

Yes it is

 

[Reet]

An American couple were among a coach party of seniors touring England. One lunchtime their tour took them to Runnymede, where they saw a plaque which said, "Magna Carta signed here 1215."
The wife looked at her watch and then turned to the husband and said, "Gee, Norm, what a shame! I guess we just missed it."

 

[Littleboy8]

Geeeeee'ssss thats not like you Littleboy8!

I know the cat got my tongue on that one
Merry Christmas to you SirExton I hope you have a good one

 

[Viellarde]

Where’s your sense of humour ?

Strangled by the g-string?

 

[Littleboy8]

Strangled by the g-string?

good one

 

[Ivory]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you make toast in the Jungle? Put your bread under a Gorilla.

I don’t like the taste of the Vegemite on offer

 

[Leenie]

Strangled by the g-string?

Possibility

 

[NotNats]

Back in the 60s & 70s this what woman had to wear at that time of the month, but they were even thicker. We used to call it "The Brick" as that's what it was like to wear the silly thing.

 

[Ivory]

Back in the 60s & 70s this what woman had to wear at that time of the month, but they were even thicker. We used to call it "The Brick" as that's what it was like to wear the silly thing.

We called them mattresses!