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A Most Impressive Horse​

A guy is walking through the country when he spots a sign that reads,​

“Talking Horse for Sale.”​

Intrigued, he walks up to the stable to check it out.​

“So what have you done with your life?” he asks the horse.​

“I’ve led a full life,” the horse answers miraculously.​

“I was born in The Andes where I herded for an entire village.​

Years later, I joined the mounted police force in​

New York and helped keep the city clean.​

And now, I spend my days giving free rides to​

underprivileged kids here in the country.”​

The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the horse’s owner,​

“Why on earth would you want to get rid of such an incredible animal?”​

The owner says, “Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!”​