[Luckyus]

A Man Walked Into a Bar​

Good morning sir Would you like a drink? asked the barman
Thank you very much, very kind of you,I'll have a large brandy.
£3 please the barman said
But you invited me to have a drink exclaimed the man
I never did retorted the barman.
Meanwhile a smart man at the counter dressed in a new donkey jacket
and polished wellies said
He is right you know,I am a solicitor, according to the law,you did invite him.
Right said the barman Get out and don't come back you're barred.
Twenty minutes later the man came back in
I thought I told you you were barred, said the barman
I've never been in this pub in my life before, said the man.
Then you must have a double exclaimed the barman.
Thank you very much, the man said
and one for my friend the Solicitor, please