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A Hole In One!
I finally got a girlfriend that I felt confident enough to visit my parents with. We used her car and got a flat tyre on the way. In case they were worried I called them up and said, '' Hi Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."
"Oh" she sighed. "I thought you were bringing a real one"