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Staffordshire Whippet
Guest
A Hangin' Offence......
A cowboy mosies into an Old West bar and orders a whisky.
When the bartender hands him the drink, the cowboy asks, "Where is everybody?"
The bartender replies, "They've all gone to the hanging."
"Hanging? Who are they hanging?"
"Brown Paper Pete", the bartender replied.
"What the Hell kind of a name is that?", the cowboy asked.
"Well, " says the bartender, "He wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper chaps over his brown paper trousers, and brown paper boots."
"How bizarre...." said the cowboy. ".....What are they hanging him for?"
"Rustling," said the bartender.
