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A Guide to Pub Etiquette
A Guide to Pub Etiquette
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1. Don’t dog the queue – turbos, don’t be angry someone else came first for a change. Ladies, having 2000 insta-followers doesn’t entitle you to VIP service.
2. Know your food order before getting to pole position. Don’t punish the crowd because the complexities of a pub menu are beyond your comprehension skills.
3. Remember no one is impressed by you waving money. you’re ordering a drink not paying for a lap dance.
4. The local pub isn’t a cocktail bar. Your Sex and the City fantasy is killing everyone’s will to live.
5. Even if this is ladies night, it’s possible to order a drink at a volume that doesn’t turn everyone’s eardrums into swiss cheese.
6. Don’t be a weird cunt in the toilets – keep your eyes on your own prize, manage splashback by not pissing like you’re putting out a fire and practice urinal distancing.
7. Respect the old mate. He’s done it tough. He hasn’t gone 1 day without the pub for 48 years. So don’t test him.
8. Mates don’t let mates become “your mate”. Send that sloppy jalopy home.
9. Don’t ghost when it’s your round. You may think your cheap skaters goes unnoticed but it’s noticed. Oh, it is noticed.
10. Simmer down that Sports bet intensity. It’s no one else’s fault you can’t pick a multi to save yourself.
11. Contrary to popular belief, you can’t coward punch your way to having a bigger dick. Stop trying, slugger.
12. No one gets paid enough to deal with a gaggle of Karens. STFU.
