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A Good Looking Bloke

A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink.

“Don’t you have a girlfriend?” she asked.

“Guys like you always have girlfriends.” He looked downcast,

“No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that,” she said,

“OK then, I’ll have a white wine please.”

One glass of wine led to a second.

A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle they headed off back to her place and made passionate love.

While he was putting his clothes back on she said,

“So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?”

He said, “My wife found out.”
 

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