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A Few Short Ones

A bacon sandwich walks into a bar and asks for a pint.
Barman says "sorry we don't serve food"


The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.


A horse walks into a bar. The surprised bartender points a finger at the horse and shouts “Hey!” in surprise.

The horse says: “You read my mind.”


A white horse walks into a bar. The barman looks up and says "we have a Whiskey named after you.

"The horse says" "You have a whiskey called Eric"


A bloke walks into a bar and slips on dog shit, another bloke walks in and slips as well.

First bloke said I've just done that, second bloke says, you dirty bastard and punches him.


a Lion walks into a bar and orders a pint the barman say's 'we haven't had a Lion in here before that'll be 10 pound please'


What's the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and arguing with his wife?.
Well he's has more of a chance in winning the lottery.




The Lion says 'I'm not surprised at 10 quid a pint'
 
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