[Luckyus]

A Few Non P.C One Liners.​

"Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough." Signed, Pluto.

How does a woman scare a gynaecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.

It is a sin to put it in?, but it's a shame to pull it out.

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

Better call a halt for the night in case I go too far, and get slung off the forum ;-)

 

[Sethia Soliman]

"Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough." Signed, Pluto.

How does a woman scare a gynaecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.

It is a sin to put it in?, but it's a shame to pull it out.

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

Better call a halt for the night in case I go too far, and get slung off the forum ;-)

That third one is SO funny