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A & E (!!!!!!!!)
Thursday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's A&E,
tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head,
hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her say slowly,
“You may not feel anything from the waist down.”
I managed to mumble a reply,
“Can I feel your tits, then?”