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A Dinner to Remember
A woman took to her elderly husband to his doctor, on Friday, and explained that he 'couldn't perform any more'.
She begged the doctor to help, so he gave them a script and warned them to 'strictly' abide by the dosage instructions.
Later he received a call from the pharmacist who was in a panic about the script, which his assistant had just filled for the couple.
The assistant had translated the doctor's scrawl as "5 pills per day". Which the pharmacist felt was excessive.
"God No! It's '1 pill per 5 days'" The doctor confirmed.
He tried to contact the couple, but could only leave a message for them to visit him Monday morning.
When the couple returned and the doctor asked if they used the script the wife was excited to tell him what happened.
"We got the pills and he took all 5 as you directed.
Then we had dinner.
Suddenly he jumped up ripped both our clothes off and took me, right there on the table.
The dishes went flying, smashing on the floor and he was like an animal.
It was fantastic!"
The doctor explained the error and apologised, offering to pay for the broken crockery as compensation.
"Don't worry," said the wife,"we probably won't visit that restaurant again, after the fuss they made."
