[Skipton]

A Dilemna​

Wife is cleaning 12-year-old sons' bedroom
when she finds a load of serious
bondage and fetish magazines.
She asks her husband '' What do we do?''
Husband says, ''I'm no expert, but one things for certain,
I wouldn't be spanking him.''

 

[Pink lion]

A sadist and a masochist hook up at a party and go home.

The sadist ties the masochist onto the bed.

SPANK me! SPANK me! said the masochist.

The sadist turns on the television, sits beside,

and says,

NO!

 

[SirExton]

Is this Skipton's mum telling him off?

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

A Dilemna​

Wife is cleaning 12-year-old sons' bedroom
when she finds a load of serious
bondage and fetish magazines.
She asks her husband '' What do we do?''
Husband says, ''I'm no expert, but one things for certain,
I wouldn't be spanking him.''

Lol, is it because it's the fathers fetish magazines! Hahaha.

 

[wjs1957]

*If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
*A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
*I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the computer will say, "Your password is incorrect."
*Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
*I'm great at multitasking; I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
*If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
*Never tell your problems to anyone, because 20 percent don't care and the other 80 percent are glad you have them.
*Doesn't expecting the unexpected mean that the unexpected is actually expected?
*Take my advice — I'm not using it.
*I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.
*Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when you wish they were.
*Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
*I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
*Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more talented fool.
*I'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.
*Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
*If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
*A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
*Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
*When I married Ms. Right, I had no idea her first name was Always.
*My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver's test … the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.
*There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
*Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
*Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
*He who laughs last thinks slowest.
*Is it wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly?
*Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type
*I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
*Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
*The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it.
*I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me.
*I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today, but I couldn't find it.
*If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
*Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
*Money is the root of all wealth.
*No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

 

[SirExton]

Men's Help Line

 

[Tygie]

The kid needs to learn some respect - that $h&t is kinky!