A Cowboy
Little boy in a cowboy suit with boots, spurs and toy guns goes into an Ice cream parlour.
Lady behind the counter says what would you like.
Boy whips out the guns twirls them around points them straight at the woman and says "gimme a ice cream sundae" then slips the guns back in the holsters.
Lady says what flavour, boy repeats last action and says "make it chocolate"
Would you like a banana with that? Out come the guns again and he says "Yair"
She says how would you like crushed nuts?
He whips the pistols out again and says "How would you like your tits shot off".