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A Cause Not Be Ignored
Defo not PC.......
Premature Ejaculator seeks young, attractive woman for fling. Must have large breasts, big lips a tight **** and
Oh, ahhhhhh **** it... nevermind.
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George Michael sympathises with the captain of the stricken Italian liner saying, 'Im often left abandoned and laying on my side with a badly damaged bottom after a nights cruising'
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Imagine My Surprise When I Found Out That The X-men Werent A Transexual Support Group...
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I can't stand people who think they are worse off than anyone else... My mate Derek is brilliant... He had a bad accident where he lost his voice and both his legs... does he make a song and dance about it? Does he ****!
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Men are tricked into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs. The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves...but the maniac stays...
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Cops are treating Joe Fraziers death as suspicious, they're grilling George Foreman....
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My nan found a lump behind both of her breasts. Turns out it was her knees!
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America asked England if they could use the queens face on their dollar bill. England said; sure, only if we can have Obamas face on our jam jars.
