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A BLONDE'S FIRST SOCCER GAME
A BLONDE’S FIRST SOCCER GAME
Dave took the blonde to her first soccer game.
They had great seats behind the team bench.
After the performance, he asked her how she was enjoying herself.
“Oh, I really liked it,” he replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, \
but I don’t understand why they’re killing each other for more than 25 cents.”
Surprised at the date, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flip a coin, one team gets it, and the rest of the game they’re like,
‘Get your quarterback! Get your quarterback!’ I’m fine, it’s only 25 cents!”
