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70th BIRTHDAY GIFT​

70th BIRTHDAY GIFT

An elderly lady checked into a motel on her 70th birthday, but was a bit lonely.
She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone booths for
escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book and found a full page for a guy calling himself
Tender Tony, a very handsome with assorted skills flexing in the mirror. He had all
the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, a
dazzling smile and six-pack abs, She felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter
off his butt.

The old lady figures, what the heck, nobody will ever know. She gave him a call. "Hello",
the man says. He sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one.

No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex.
I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks.

We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream,
anything you want!
Now, how does that sound?"
He says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."