[Luckyus]

70 Years Old​

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn 't do something useful with my time.

She suggested I go down to the gym and hang out with the blokes.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said "Are you nuts? You 're almost 70 years old and you 're going to
start Jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "For heaven's sake, where are your glasses!
This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.