[Ivory]

63 / 19​

A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning…

My dear wife, you will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 63 years old can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 years old secretary at the Comfort Inn hotel.

Please don't be upset-
I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table ....

My dear husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 63 years old.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 63 years old.

As you know, I am the maths teacher at our college. I would like to inform you that while you are reading this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, who is one of my students and is also the assistant tennis coach.

He is young, virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.

As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation ...

.... But one small difference.

19 goes into 63 more times than 63 goes into 19.

Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.