[mOiOz]

61 BOYFRIENDS​

 

[Da Freddo]

He's a hero in some body's book...

 

[Wandiwa]

My girlfriend keeps calling me Victa.
Victa 2 stroke.

 

[Wandiwa]

My girlfriend keeps calling me a car thief ....
I thought it was because I stole her heart ......
Nope, its because she says, I'm gone in 60 seconds.

 

[Gideon]

Complaining?!

 

[Mando]

But he's a winner when it comes to making love......... he always finishes first!

 

[Dennis]

Quick draw McGraw.


Dennis R;s Morning Pun. Why does lightning shock people? It doesn't know how to conduct itself.

 

[chinkapook]

Good one

 

[Oaklegs]

His girlfriend nicknamed him 'Wombat' because when he comes to her house he 'eats roots and leaves'.

 

[Wandiwa]

His girlfriend nicknamed him 'Wombat' because when he comes to her house he 'eats roots and leaves'.

'Wombat' because when he comes to her house he 'eats roots SHOOTS and leaves'.

 

[UruauP]

Poor thing.

 

[UruauP]

But he's a winner when it comes to making love......... he always finishes first!

Something in that!

 

[Reet]

Quick draw McGraw.


Dennis R;s Morning Pun. Why does lightning shock people? It doesn't know how to conduct itself.

What do you call a short clairvoyant who escaped from prison? - A small medium at large.