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60 Miles an Hour

A man gets pulled over by the police for speeding.

The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, “Sir, did you know that you were going 60 miles an hour?”
The driver says, “Officer, there is no way I could have been going 60 miles an hour.”

The cop says, “Really! Why is that?”
The driver replies, “I could not have been going 60 miles an hour because I’ve only been out driving for 25 minutes.”
 
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