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100th Birthday
An old lady reaches her 100th birthday, a party is held in her old peoples home,
she has a telegram from the queen, and the reporter form the local paper turns up.
"100 years is a long time to live, has your life been happy?"
"Oh yes very happy"
"You look very well, have you enjoyed good health all your life"
"Oh yes, very lucky, never been really ill, never had to take time off"
"All these years, and you have never been bedridden?"
"Well, I wouldn't say that, happened often, and table-ended many a time,
But don't put that in the paper!"
