gkabbara

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👴👵 Short-Term Memory Problems 🧠😂

An elderly couple visit a doctor about their memory loss. 🩺
The doctor suggests: “Write things down so you don’t forget.” ✍️📃

That night, while watching TV 📺

👴 Husband heads to the kitchen 🍳
👵 Wife: “Can you bring me some 🍓 strawberries?”
👴 “Sure.”
👵 “And some 🍓 + 🍦 whip cream. Write it down?”
👴 “No need, I got it.”
👵 “Also add 🍫 chocolate syrup! Please write it down!”
👴 “Relax… strawberries, whip cream, chocolate syrup.”

⏳ 15 minutes later…

👴 returns with a plate of 🥓 eggs, 🥓 bacon, and 🌭 sausage.
👵 Wife looks up and sighs:

👉 “Where’s my 🍞 toast?”

😂😂😂
 
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🤣🤣🤣omg that’s even funnier thanks for the laugh of the day.🌞
 
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