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    EP - Electric Plane

    EP - Electric Plane If this is the future of aviation, I think that I will keep my feet on the ground. I am pretty sure that they didn't add all those engines because they thought they looked nice. My experience with electrical devices is: "If you have to use multiple motors...
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    Joke Things No One Remembers

    Things No One Remembers Old Bob was on his way to meet his friend Bill inside a very large mall with a maze of car parks, aisles and entrances. Just as he steps onto a mrked pedestrian crossing a sports car nearly hits him as it comes to a stop blocking the whole crossing. Driver: "Careful...
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    Joke A Dinner to Remember

    A Dinner to Remember A woman took to her elderly husband to his doctor, on Friday, and explained that he 'couldn't perform any more'. She begged the doctor to help, so he gave them a script and warned them to 'strictly' abide by the dosage instructions. Later he received a call from the...
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    Joke Political Trust

    Political Trust A man was walking beside a river when he heard a voice call out for help. He looked over and saw a person he recognised as a politician apparently struggling against the current. "Throw me a rope!" Called the politician. Later in the day the man was in his local pub...
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    I MAY BE CRAZY

    I MAY BE CRAZY A driver traveling down an unlit side road at night gets a flat tyre, beside a tall concrete fence allongside the road. When he gets to replace it with the spare, he notices a faded sign on the fence, just readable in the starlight, saying: STATE MENTAL ASYLUM. DON'T...
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    The Wonders of Modern Technology

    The Wonders of Modern Technology I put in my fortnightly woollies order yesterday and received the normal reply. Then I waited for the confirmation of the order being picked and payed for. However what I got next was a notification of my money being 'refunded." Without any explanation of...
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