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    Joke Ear Infection

    Laughed my arse off.
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    Joke Ear Infection

    Laughed my arse off
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    Lepper

    Lepper Two leppers were playing cards. One threw his hand on and the other laughed his lead off. My girlfriend has leppresy. There is nothing like kissing with the bottom jaw missing.
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    Joke Ear Infection

    LMAO
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    Joke Keep Makin Bacon People

    When Mary had a little lamb the doctors were surprised. When old McDonald had a farm they couldn't believe there eyes
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    Joke New Year resolution failed

    My New Year resolution in 2021 was to lose 5kg. I only have 7 kg to go.
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    Joke A Bargain

    I got pulled over by a policeman the other day for speeding. I said *I suppose you are going to give me a ticket to the policeman's ball?*. He replied "New South Wales police don't have balls."
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    Snow White

    Snow White Snow White and the seven dwarfs were having a bath together. All the dwarfs were feeling Happy so he got out. They were then all feeling Grumpy so he got out too.
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    Cowboys

    Cowboys Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that's draped in bacon. " We're saved!" He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets. It wasn't a bacon tree it was a ham bush.
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