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Maybe we should all be claiming to be indigenous

What I would like to know. Is Fanny a nickname? Nick Name?

Sorry about this. I should have explained. The advert for the robotic kitten can be found on MSN Social Media Page which shows a real kitten, but the pictures above are the product supplied Unfortunately I cannot show a photograph on my letter.

watch out for theses adverts: Robotic Kitten. There is an advert appearing on MSN social media page showing a Robotic Kitten which is in fact a real one. The photos attached show the difference

Another foul-mouthed comedienne. If this is the only way she gets laughs, then i would not bother going to see her.

Totally agree. Good comedians do not have to resort to foul language.

If you cannot make both ends meet, make one vegetable,

Paddy goes to the Doctors complaining of constipation. The Doctor gives him some suppositories and says, 'here you are put these up your back passage and come back in two days' time." Paddy comes back and the Doctor says how did you go? Paddy says no good Did you put them up your back passage...

Paddy bought himself a jigsaw puzzle and went to work and told his mate about his purchase/ Three months later he told his mates he had finished the jigsaw in record time. What are you talking about? They said it has taken you three months. Paddy responded and said but it says on the box ' three...

I love fish and chips but wherever I go it is flathead, flake or heaven forbid basa 9which is catfish from the Mekong River in Vietnam.

Two Irishmen up before the magistrate. Magistrate says to the first one}. What is your name? Patrick Murphy sir. Where do you live? I am of no fixed abode tour honour. Magistrate says to the second one. What is your name? Michael O' Hara sir. Where do you live? I rent a room of him sir.

Clearly you do not get it do you. He has his hands in his trouser pocket five and five equals 11. He found an extra digit. Duh! Do you want a photo?

I prefer my Count to 10. Teacher aks Johnny what is five and five? Johnny starts to count on his fingers. The teacher says "No johnny do it in your head. Now put your hands in your pockets and count five and five. Johnny does as teacher says and after a pause says Eleven.