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More Jokes My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system. I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing. The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear they’re gonna give...

Mashed ripe banana and peanut paste spread on top of toast (your favourite bread for the toast). Butter the toast first if you like, a light drizzle of honey over the finished combination If you want a little sweeter. Great with a hot cup of tea. It’s quick, easy and healthy.

Pay the fine, the law wasn’t obeyed by your passenger…(she) you were caught. Lucky she was wearing knickers, obviously giving some sunlight and air if her legs were on the dash.

Very childish, must be Karen’s partner…the food when found by staff that he left in protest, most likely was dumped. Did he try the self checkout? People in this world (like him and his actions) are not welcome.

Name 5 clear spirits (drinking)

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Wail

Wade

Jade

fade

Bob, crew cut, perm, lioness, long

Fart

Fast

Cast

Last

Lass

Bass