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Posting on Forum Is their any reason I'm no longer receiving the morning and afternoon email off the forum, or am I deemed to be on the coat?

Recipes I Have Collected a lot of Recipes in my travels as i get myself ordered out again If I post any recipes there will no photos of the results unless it for a party As neither of us indulge in more than soups and such. So if there is interest so be it if not then again so be it,

Whisky Butter Whiskey Butter I hope I have remembered it correctly Teetotalers needed worry alcohol contents all you will is the flavour of the rye or malt However here goes? Bon Apetit? 250 grams unsalted butter 2 chopped shallots, soaked in whiskey 3 teaspoon minced parsley ! teaspoon...

Thermodynamics Question 3: How many laws of thermodynamics are there? I rather think that maybe you misclast the answer three is this correct or has the zeroth become a law or is it while an important but nonetheless still an idea? Can you elucidate please. Thermodynamics has three main...

In Bed HE, "AM I REALLY THE ONLY ONE IN YOUR LIFE?." SHE, "YES ALL THE REST WERE NINES OR TENS"

Q and A? Q, What's the difference between, In-laws and Outlaws? A. Outlaws are wanted?

Breaking News Albanese had an arsehole transplant. Unfotunately the arshole dejected him?.

Someone Got It Right

MEDICARE "PLAN G" MEDICARE "PLAN G" - Nursing Home Plan Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for "Medicare Plan G". The plan gives anyone 75 or...

My Girl My girlfriend says that having a small penis won't affect our relationship. Whether she's right or not, I'd prefer it if she didn't have one at all.

Double Issue Was there any reason for having two separate and different in content Sunday morning issues ?.

Knitting a Scarf

Pub Pickup Line I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night and I said "You remind me of my little toe". She said "Is that because I'm small and cute?" I replied "No it's because with a bit of luck I'll end up banging you on the coffee table".

Bill And His Honeychile

New Girlfriend And Her Chopper

A Nasty Bug

Complaining Neighbour's

Sperm Bank The nurse at the Sperm Bank asked me if I’d like to masturbate in the cup. I said “ Well, I’m pretty good at it, but I don’t think I’m ready to compete just yet”

South of the Border, Down Mexico Way What do you call a menopausal Mexican woman? A Dry Martinez…..

She's eaving Me She's Leaving Me My wife says if I post any more jokes she's leaving me. isn't it just bloody typical, I can't think of one right now.