Most toasters nowadays have pull out crumb trays at the bottom which make cleaning an easy job, especially if done once a week or more often if you make a lot of toast.
Where does it say they are for sex? I have been buying thick and large since they came on the market a couple of years ago and nowhere does it suggest that sex is what they are intended for.
I am 65 and live by myself and I find these packs of fresh veggies very convenient for me. I do have arthritis in my fingers and sometimes chopping can be a slow and painful chore. As for the plastic - I recycle it at the store!
If it had been a woman wearing thongs would that have been different? I have foot problems and have a hard time getting summer shoes which fit me comfortably. My thongs are orthotic and cost me $110. I wear jeans with them...