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Then there was the story of the homosexual Whale... He swam down, bit off the end of a submarine, and sucked all the seamen out...

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Coz he'd heard that the Ref was blowing fouls on the other side...

A fella was retrenched from his job after being replaced by a little electronic gadjet that could do everything he could do and do it a lot better and cheaper. So, he got the sack... He was talking about it a few days later, to his mate in the pub and his mate says, after listening to the tale...

My Joke... A converstion between a Toe and a Penis: The Toe says to P, "geez I have a hard life; every morning I get up and my owner sticks me in a tub of hot boiling water and nearly burns me to death. Then he pulls a sock over me and puts me in a restrictive shoe and proceeds to stamp on me...