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    Rich man gets in his limo. The rich man notices the chauffeur is not his usual chauffeur and says " I see that your not my usual chauffeur." The chauffeur says he's filling in, as the usual chauffeur called in 'sick' today. Rich man says, " Oh, that's no good. What's your name?" "John." says...
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    Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from re-possessing the ranch they need to purchase a bull from*a stockyard in a far-away town so that they can breed their own...
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    A tired young doctor got off a night shift at the hospital and stopped into a bar called "Dick's" across the street for a drink. "Hey what can I get you?" asked Dick. "How about a daiquiri?" The bartender makes a drink and slides it down the bar. He takes a sip and loves it. "Whoa that's great...
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    Big brown bear walks into the " Beef & Burgundy Bar- asks for a beer- barman (bar person) says , " Sorry , we don't serve beer to big brown bears , at the "Beef & Burgundy Bar." Big brown bear beats up barman and again asks for a beer - barman says , "Sorry, we don't serve beers to big brown...
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