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Short and Sweet Sorry whomever I offended was never my intention to do so. Some of my jokes can be out there and I hadn't even got close to my really really out there. I do wish that you could have come to me so I could have had the opportunity to apologise in person so to speak I'll be...

I'm on report, what does that mean? Do I have to leave this group now? I've never had a report before

Kali best pack your bag 3) What has non alcoholic beer and going down on your sister have in common? They taste the same but you just know it ain't right.

So we are sticking with 3 then I shall give you clues on the rough content of the 3 just in case you may want to change 1) lesbian 2) incest 3)? The mystery one

Are you certain although it's the safest out of them all however as you may be heading off to the naughty corner I shall give you the opportunity to pick another number

ANd I was lead to believe you all are brave... hahaha. or very smart.

Can I just get a cleaner..

What no takers? I haven't been here long enough to get thrown in the naughty corner. Unless I'm doing something wrong as the replies to some of my posts have been all over the place

Now how bad? Have 3 in mind and I have them numbered and it's the first person that sends me a number from 1 to 3 that gets the naughty corner

Is there any charges for the Ebook? I also had a look around and I didn't realise how much information there is. Hat's off to you guy's your dedication is commendable and thank you. Time for 1 last joke it's a good one so all those under 60 yo best not look

Bad Week Last week I got caught having sex with the bosses daughter, then it dawned on me that I was self-employed..

I had to do at least one What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jewish person? Santa goes down the chimney.

Doc that ain't right What is the hardest part about being a paediatric surgeon? Keeping the scalpel steady whilst masturbating!

The Goats What do you call a Muslim with a herd of goats? A Pimp. I hope that I haven't offended anyone I try and vary the topics so I can offend everyone. No seriously please let me know if I have.

I see that you have the Readest Digest condensed version, I can loan you mine it's the coffee table version with the bonus pop up pictures.

Currently upright in the lounge

Happily Single and not seriously looking for a lady (but never say never) who thinks that she could control me, I am a handful without a filter so if you have any doubts about your butt then don't ask me if your butt looks big in those pants. And the important part must love Harley's.

Sorry Blondes Did you hear about the blonde who thought love handles were her ears. ..

My Racehorse The other day I bought a race horse it's name is My Face, I know it's a strange name but I've decided to keep the name only because I want to hear all the rich snobs yelling out "Come on MY Face".

Male Parts In case no one had heard that I had my penis in the Guinness Book of Records well I did until the librarian told me to remove it...