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    Joke Engage Your Brain Before Your Mouth

    years back when we migrated and did not know the local"lingo" a kitchen cupboard door had come off. I walked into a McEwans store and walked up and down the store looking for a screw to fix the cupboard. A female store attendant ask me if she can help me. I sad I was looking for a SCREW. The...
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    Joke Dad Joke 🔋

    they also say that she sells herself on the sea shore
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    Check your 50-cent coins now and find hidden fortune

    I will need some guidance to sell my collection of 50c $1.00 and $200 coins. They are being offered on e-bay for 900 to 5000 ???
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    Joke Dad Joke 🥬

    They say eating different colours will give a balanced diet. I love my m&ms
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    THONGS ON SALE

    A few europeans attending an aussie wedding was startled when the invitation specified no "thongs to be worn"
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    Joke Punctuation is Powerful.

    IN THE OLD DAYS OF TELEGRAMS, "HAND HIM NOT LET HIM GO" IS IT HAND HIM NOT, LET HIM GO or HANG HIM, NOT LET HIM GO
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    Joke If Drinking, take a Bus!

    something similar that happened some time ago driving after a few too many drinks was involved in an accident and pulled over. Along wait no body interested in him and decides to walk around. still no interest in him decides to drive back home a knock on the door in the early hours of the...
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