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Little bit of a story I'm in the process of writing ... John Sims

"Next week"? The offer runs until April 24? Take note of the date today ... does "until" mean the offer runs up to and including the 23rd (that is, the day until the 24th comes along)?

Ahem ... "so it would stay moist the whole time"; "Burn injuries must be kept dry". Two different statements. Something not quite explained there?

And why is it necessary to have such a choice of milk "varieties" for sale? Do the receivers of the charity milk hand-outs really appreciate and differentiate between almond milk, oat milk, corn milk, goats' milk and -- wait for it, this no doubt will come -- camels' milk?

If I get one of these calls from a fairly obvious scam mob (the silence at the start is a usual dead give-away), I just wait until the person at the other end starts the spiel, complete with a proper-sounding "English" name like John or Christopher or Charles or Elizabeth or Gloria or Janet...