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Priscilla The wife sent a message to her husband: "Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says 'Hi' to you." Husband: "Who is Priscilla?" Wife: "Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message." Twist in the tale….. Husband: "But I’m with...

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Reindeer riddles Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Every buck is precious to him Why is Prancer always wet? He's a rain deer How long should a reindeer's legs be? Long enough to reach the ground!

Stolen from "Your Life Choices" This week, Friday Funnies challenges you with 15 tricky riddles. Can you solve them? Find the answers below. 1. David’s father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and … ? ••• 2. What room are ghosts not allowed to enter? ••• 3. What belongs to you but is used more...

Falling One by one we fall from heaven down into the depths of past, And our world is ever upturned so that yet some time we’ll last. Sands in an hourglass

BUBBA HAS SHINGLES❗️ BUBBA HAS SHINGLES Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the...

Little Mary in Sunday School Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually, she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the...

I am not alive, but I grow, Riddle I am not alive, but I grow; I don’t have lungs, but I need air; I don’t have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I? FIRE

Strange Birthday Puzzle Today, I celebrated my 32nd birthday but I was born in 1971. How is this possible ? I was born in Hospital whose room number is 1971.

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The old days when things were so much simpler.

A Guide to Pub Etiquette A Guide to Pub Etiquette 1. Don’t dog the queue – turbos, don’t be angry someone else came first for a change. Ladies, having 2000 insta-followers doesn’t entitle you to VIP service. 2. Know your food order before getting to pole position. Don’t punish the...

Aussie Bush Etiquette Recently unearthed hints for men in the 60's We all know that Aussie Bush Etiquette is recognized throughout the civilized world but we all need to be reminded from time to time. In General: 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your...

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Beside the correct answers what else is needed to get mentioned? I was wondering if others get the riddle correct and are not mentioned? I have noticed that my name sometimes is missing from those that get the riddle correct. Here in the west we are now 3 hours behind in time and sometimes I do...