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“Hermann Gruntfuttock” defence Next time you get a call supposedly from Telstra, NBN wi-fi, Microsoft, etc about your faulty internet; use the “Hermann Gruntfuttock” defence; “What?” I hear you say. One day the phone rang; silence. When the silence goes on for a while you know it’s an Indian...

Joke The ID tag worn round the neck, the lanyard, was invented around 1890 by the then Chief Constable of the London Metropolitan Police whose surname was Lanyard, first name Scott. Many thanks Scott Lanyard.

We're ready to fix your internet problem Next time you get a call supposedly from Telstra, NBN wi-fi, Microsoft, etc about your faulty internet; use the “Hermann Gruntfuttock” defence. “What?” I hear you say. One day the phone rang; silence. When the silence goes on for quite a while you...

Hi Hi I'm Doug, user name Dougal which is my nickname