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Oil change instructions for Woman. Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Pull up to Automasters when the mileage reaches 5000 km since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Cost: * Oil Change...

Fishing or..... Four married guys went fishing. After an hour or so, the following conversation took place: First guy: “You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend.” Second guy...

Missing member. Has anyone seen Littleboy8 in there travels? I haven't seen her in a while and i'm a bit worried.

Bar fight during Covid, hilarious. I love Hale and Pace, this tickled my funny bone 😂

Counterfeit cash For those in N.S.W. keep an eye out for counterfeit $50 notes. For those of you that use cash you can read the story here. https://www.9news.com.au/national/police-issue-warning-over-fake-50-notes-circulating-in-new-south-wales/b46ba43c-eed4-44a3-a90e-d308517aa888

Another bank. This bank is being sued for not protecting it's customers from scams. https://www.9news.com.au/national/asic-sues-hsbc-australia-bank-over-allegations-it-failed-to-protect-customers-from-scams/445c06ec-33a0-4bf3-ba04-96f02012eed1

Adult type memes. A few of you have asked for more adult type jokes. Well here's a few adult memes. But please, if you're easily offended don't look, even if there is a chance you could be offended don't look. I have toilet humour which some people find offensive at my age 😂

Message to Veggiepatch. Do you remember the other day when we were talking about art and how ridiculous it's become? Someone mentioned the banana art but for the life of me I can't remember who it was or what thread it was on, if you can find it can you please link me here so I can put this...

A cheap steak hack. There was a story on the online news today about a woman who recommended for us not to buy steaks because of the expense, if anyone can afford them now, but to buy a beef blade roast or similar and cut your own steaks. You can get quite a few from one roast for around $20...

Tv show finales. Here is a list of the most watched tv show finales of all time. I take it that it's from the U.S., but I can just imagine the world wide numbers. I watched a few of them myself. Unsurprisingly the #1 got a staggering amount of views, it's one of my all time favourites and the...

Some strange laws around the world. We live in a weird old world sometimes. Here is a list of the strange laws around our globe, unless you think the world is flat 😂 1. It’s illegal to hold salmon under suspicious circumstances in the UK and Wales. What is deemed suspicious. 2. It’s...

This man should have been jailed! I can see a "kid" doing this thinking it would impress his friends but not a grandfather. How sickening and distressing for others around him, I hope there were no children watching! I hope the chicken below comes to haunt him...

Another Bunnings story. These days CCTV cameras are everywhere, as soon as you get out of your car at a major shopping center you're on CCTV, when you get inside the shop you're on them, going through Woolies or Coles and the rest of the shopping centers are CCTV cameras. But Bunnings have...

Rabbits. Many years ago my partner had left for work and I went out the back to hang the washing and found these two rabbits quietly munching on the little grass we had. We called them Harvey and Thumper, Thumper disappeared but Harvey, the white one, was taken in by a neighbour until they...

Games we played. Family time playing Monopoly around the table of a Sunday evening.

This d*** h*** The mind boggles with some cretins, but I can't believe he was let go after police spoke to him 🤨 Dropping the kid off at the police station as asked by the father was his undoing 😂...

Remembrance Day

Stolen number plates. A good reminder to check your number plates when you leave the house, who knows if anyone has stolen them like this poor woman! https://www.9news.com.au/national/sydney-motorist-ordeal-after-number-plates-stolen-fines-demerits/37bab463-2f20-4c56-9509-506933e136c6

Our beautiful cat. This was Gizmo, our gorgeous grey tuxedo cat. She passed away under a bed in our house last year, even though we have two other cats I still mourn her loss

A conversation about Stomas I received a Stoma on the 30th of April 2024, not too long ago. It was emergency surgery after I was rushed to hospital in the early hours of the 29th of April, the anniversary of my beautiful sons death seven years earlier, i'm not religious but I swear he was...