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My boss did the right thing My boss told me I intimidate my work colleagues. So I stared at him until he apologized.

Keeping things gender neutral

Young Supervisor A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity next door and spent much of each day watching...

Do you remember? Needs to be reintroduced 😊

Have a nice day 😊

Number 20

So very thoughtful of him.

Pretty Wild $3 for a Slice of Unmelted Plastic Cheese is pretty wild, I contacted @mcdonaldsau and they informed me it’s $6 if you want it placed in the middle of your Burger

Can you taste it??

Only the smart will know. Do you know this car? Only the smart will know

Hard to tell

Applies to most of us 😁😁 Today is National Gray-Haired Grumpy Old Man Day…..and I expect recognition!

No more rust

I am the man of the house !!!!! A husband came home from work, stormed into the kitchen, and declared, “From now on, I’m the man of this house and my word is law! You’ll cook me a gourmet meal, serve me dessert, and after dinner, we’re going upstairs to have the kind of night in the bedroom I...

Customer Complaints I was on a flight with my 3 kids. When a lady asked "Are all those your kids?" I replied "No, I work for a condom company, these are customer complaints!!"

What a terrible day

She was faking

The missing goat Two buddies were hiking through the woods when they stumbled upon a massive hole in the ground—wide, dark, and looking like it went on forever. “Whoa,” one of them said, peering in. “That looks really deep.” The other nodded. “Yeah, let’s see how deep it is. Grab some pebbles.”...

Are you my boy? 🙄 I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he’s 92). We stopped at the food court for a bite , and I noticed he was watching a teenager with spiked hair-green, red, orange, and blue . Dad kept staring. Every time the kid looked over, there he was... still...