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    Concerned customer tells Woollies to take a closer look after finding something worrying on a carton of milk

    A Sydney shopper took to Facebook to share a photo of a 3 litre bottle of milk, which was bought from Woolworths Wetherill Park on February 22, 2022, but has an expiry date of February 8th, making it 14 days out of date. The concerned shopper took to social media to share a photo of the...
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    Joke Waiting in line...

    Waiting in line... A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit. He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits...
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    Anyone here a musician?

    Anyone here a musician? Was just curious to know if anyone here played music? Share some photos of you playing and tell us a bit about it eh? I'll go first just to get things going! I am a drummer and I play in a few bands, particularly late 60s and early 70s blues-rock like Led Zeppelin, Deep...
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    Joke Valentines joke - Misunderstood

    Valentines joke - Misunderstood A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on. One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years...
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    Joke Eye Popping

    Eye Popping This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table. He’s been sneakily checking her out ever since he arrived, but doesn’t have the courage to start talking to her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its...
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    Senior Australians of the Year - A celebration of those who dedicate their lives to their community

    Senior Australians of the Year - A celebration of those who dedicate their lives to their community Australia, as I am sure you will all agree, is a truly amazing place. From our vast and beautiful landscape to our extensive range of unique flora and fauna, we are all very lucky to call this...
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    The Home-Hacks Queen and Her 3 Best Secrets to The Cleanest Shower Ever

    Home-Hacks Queen and Her 3 Best Secrets to The Cleanest Shower Ever Credit: Carolina McCauley Scrubbing dirt down is pretty relaxing… when it’s all done and over with. Cleaning up the clogged shower drains, stained bathtubs, and god-forbid, the nasty toilets never seem to get easier for any...
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    Product Review Suggestions!

    Product Review Suggestions! Hello to all you lovely people! Now that we have begun dishing out product reviews, we would like YOU to help us decide what to review next! Is there something you are super excited to try but are unsure of the outcome? Are you scared to try out a home brand option...
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    Battle of the Bikkie: Arnott's Assorted VS. Woolworths Assorted

    Battle of the Bikkie: Arnott's Assorted VS. Woolworths Assorted Dearest members, we are thrilled to invite you to the first ever SDC product review! In our article on ‘What to expect from the ‘Seniors Discount Club in 2022’, we outlined some of the goals we wanted to reach, including the...
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    Joke Fantastic joke by Walter H.

    Fantastic joke by Walter H. Sister Margaret was a model nun all of her life, until she was called to get her just rewards. As she approached the pearly gates, Saint Peter said "Hold on, Sister Margaret...not so fast!" "But I have been good all my life and dedicated to the work of the Lord...
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    New team member - Dan

    New team member - Dan Hey everyone! My name is Dan and I have just joined the Seniors Discount Club team, just in time for 2022. So a bit about me, I am a long-haired music-loving yahoo from Sydney who outside of writing for you lovely lot, spends time playing drums in a few bands. I listen to...
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