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Pay Up A man was a advised that his country estate was haunted so he consulted an exorcist. But when he was approached to pay the bill, he exclaimed that he wasn't going to pay because he didn't believe in ghosts. So his estate was re-possessed.

Modern Love His fingers glided over her natural curves. "Ooo", she purred, " Do that thing you know I like." So he got out of bed and stacked the dishwasher ... properly.

Modern Romance He got her chocolate to celebrate their love. Their eyes locked at each other. He placed the chocolates on the side table. At first there was silence as words could not descibe the moment. It was intense. Then the silence was broken by a voice stating: "Unexpected item in the...

RAA & Woolworths petrol deal In South Australia, if you are a current member of the RAA, you can claim 4 cents a litre discount on your petrol purchase without having to buy groceries beforehand. And as always T&Cs apply.

An Interesting Contradiction How's this for a contradiction Mr Cameron said other factors like increasing transport costs AND LABOUR SHORTAGES had also pushed prices up, but supply and demand were the biggest factors. (my emphasis). Then in the same article: on the subject of fertilizer for...

The threat that Novak Djokovic posses There are now people who are best described as covid-19 virus chasers. Their logic is if they are going to get the virus, then it is on their terms so that it does not impact on their lifestyle. Nonsense. They are not weighing up the serious possibilities...

Covid Treatment I was working in the garden, pulling out weeds and ended up pulling my back as well. Oh, I felt crook. I went inside and told my wife and she got me to lay on my tummy on the bed. She poured some oil on my back and massaged my back. "Oh," I sighed, " that feels good" "Yes," she...

Hail Caesar Did you know that HIV was a Hi 5 in Roman times? ✋

Christmas Tree I went and got a Christmas tree and came home. My neighbour leaned over the fence and asked, "are you putting that up yerself?" To which I replied, "no, I was thinking the family room."

Compare the Pair - accident I was comparing my power and energy bills, as you do. I put in my location postcode (as required) and was given a comparison. I was distracted and went off to do ... ... whatever. I returned to start afresh and gave a different location (out of curiosity) and got a...

The Zoo I took the grand children to the Zoo last week and saw the Meerkats. They wanted to compare my car insurance.